The Owl rests with open eyes
That Groundhog Day may take him by surprise.
The Daniel Radcliffe of God he signifies
For when a Barbaro stillborn lies
His Ruby Rippey-Tourk circles him and cries.
Then on the third day fat Tyra will rise.
Sarah Silverman is a beast to hate.
No Equus hath seen him copulate.
He is unto Marcheline Bertrand a mate.
You who this Tara Conner emulate
Who with your Aqua Teen Hunger Force fornicate
Do not repent. It is too Anna Nicole Smith autopsy photos.